ALEX MORGAN IS A GOD ALEX MORGAN IS A GOD ALEX MORGAN IS A GOD ALEX MORGAN IS A GOD
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- Alex Morgan: *wins Best Female Athlete*
- me: Holy
- Alex Morgan: *walks out on stage slaying the world*
- me: Jesus
- Alex Morgan: *talks with the hottest & raspiest voice ever*
- me: Christ
- Abby: Alex Morgan... How do I begin to explain Alex Morgan?
- Lauren: Alex Morgan is flawless.
- ARod: I hear her pink prewrap is insured for $10,000.
- Syd: I hear she does tampon commercials in Japan.
- Tobin: Her favorite game is Monop Deal.
- HAO: One time she met Taylor Swift on tour–
- KO: -And she told her she was pretty.
- Ash: One time she scored against me on a PK. It was awesome.
- Alex Morgan: [is in a crowd and can't find Tobin] 'this calls for drastic measures'
- Alex Morgan: [uses hands as microphone] "ANYONE WANNA PLAY PICK UP SOCCER?"
- Tobin Heath: [from across the room] ME, ME, ME!"
- Alex Morgan: "oh there she is"
how long are we going to pretend alex morgan is the same player she was in 2012?
How long are we going to blame Alex Morgan for not finishing on some ridiculously difficult opportunities?
tbqh it’s not just about her finishing abilities?
I think it’s unfair the way people act like she’s the same as she was in 2012, because she’s not and probably won’t be at that level again between injuries and aging? There’s only so much you can come back from and I think people expect a lot from her and she can’t deliver all of it. But I see where you could’ve that from and I should’ve been clearer!
tbh I think it’s a cross between the 2.
She’s not the same player she was in 2012, she’s 3 years older and being held together by stubbornness and KT tape. But at the same time, we really don’t know where she’s at because we haven’t seen her even remotely healthy for long enough to get her form back, plus, I don’t think she’s suited for being a sole striker.
Yeah I very much agree!
- Rachel Van Hollebeke played her last game today
- Last home game for Nadine Angerer
- Alex Morgan got a goal and an assist
- Tobin Heath scored a goal off of a PK
- Crystal Dunn scored a brace
- Ashlyn Harris and Alex Morgan collided and then Ashlyn proceeded to clean up Alex’s forehead
- It was the last home game for the Thorns in front of a sold out crowd
And that’s what you miss on “Portland Thorns vs Washington Spirit”
- Alex Morgan: *Scores*
- Alex Morgan: *Runs straight to Tobin on the bench*
- Fandom: *Dies*
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